Writing dictionaries
You know. Dictionaries are very handy tools. Although, you have to wonder... Who decided to make a book for definitions? Maybe a man who didn't know a lot about words and decided to learn? Who knows, but another thing I decide to think about is to why people decide to write dictionaries. I mean, there are lots of dictionaries in this world, but people still make new ones. It's probably those types of people who are against definitions or some shit. Oh well! Seems like I won't discover the answer to why soon! NEXT.
Skittles
I always thought Skittles were weird. I don't really know why. I have a knack to questioning people who created colorful round candies. Why round and colorful? Why M&Ms? Why Skittles? Why taste the rainbow? WHO EVEN THOUGHT OF SUCH DELICIOUS FLAVORS?! Skittle questioning was just something that I was born with.
People who discovered Milk
OK. So I guess this could've just been human instincts. I mean, most female living creatures feed milk to their young. But what the hell. Who thought of actually drinking cow boob milk? That guy was either really curious or really thirsty. This is just a thought I've had almost all my life. But it's good milk, so I guess the crazy man who decided to drink Cow Boob Liquid is a cool guy. I'd get along with him.
Rainbows
Nature is just so weird. Science makes nature weird. Rainbows are pretty and all. But why? "RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN OH MY GOD SUCH HORRIBLE RAIN. RAINBOOOOOOW. HERE IS YOUR PRIZE FOR TOLERATING MY RAIN, HUMAN". That's my way of looking how mother nature makes a rainbow. I never really bothered to research on how a Rainbow happens, but damn. I wonder what they're made of. How would a rainbow taste like? In which end is the pot of gold in? The world will never know...
Monkeys on helicopters while drinking milk flying over a rainbow
Yeah.
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